What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

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What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What is Will Smith's job ?

He's a blacksmith

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !