What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

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Where do all them scrub gamers live?

Pleblos

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.