What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside