What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside