Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside