What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!