What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside