Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Yay Jokes More Yay Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!