Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid