Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.