What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio