The vending machine.
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Coffee Mug
I want my quarter back!
Both say Please insert Bill.
It was soda pressing.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
Vending machines.
You're such a Frank Castle."
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
Because they steal all the green cards
Im stumped.
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
Chuck Norris.
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Banned from the zoo.
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
Because of the Free Exercise Clause.
They haven't got anti-aliasing.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
To get his quarter back!