What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!