What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.