What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.