What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.