Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer