What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell