How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.