When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.