When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".