What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!