Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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A PDFile.

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I've been framed.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people