Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !