Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.