Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.