What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on