What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak