What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak