What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

Ese Jokes More Ese Jokes

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.