A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
He just got laid by some chick!
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
It doesn't just happen the once.
Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
One... The rest are true stories.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
They both get ditched in the park
A: So brunettes can remember them.
A mental block.
