Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.