Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.