What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!