What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

July Jokes More July Jokes

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.