What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef