What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Housework Jokes More Housework Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.