What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.