What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.