What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

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What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop