What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why is your shirt on wrong?

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop