Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'