How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.