How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.