How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.