Chloroform Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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