Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

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Coup.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

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