Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.