Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.