Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?