Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform