What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth