What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.