What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.