What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.