You don't know cause you weren't there
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
change??
Just Juan.
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk
Because they knew they would Nguyen.
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!
