What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!