Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.