Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !