Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!