He wanted to smoke a joint!
He wanted to work undercover.
Polly want a Cracker.
Han So-high.
Because the steaks were too high...
A dead bird
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
Bones upon a time... !
A T-Bone!!!!