What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

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He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.