The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
The mare, of course
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.