What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin