Tell Jamal to drop it
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Your T.V.
A: His brother running with the V.C.R
His brother holding the VCR.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
His brother with the DVR
She thought he was too controlling.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
You break them at the middle and load them from behind
A: Bach in the saddle again.
A Zebra.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
He was looking for pooh.
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
ya'll watch this!
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
BBQ sauce
BBQ Sauce
It's Christmas, Eve.
Cancer
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.