Tell Jamal to drop it
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Your T.V.
A: His brother running with the V.C.R
His brother holding the VCR.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
His brother with the DVR
She thought he was too controlling.
We can still be brother and sister.
asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
Nothing. Are you racist or something?
Punksters
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Carlos
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
half a sack
A math problem.
Because abortions float.
Bob
