What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)