What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!