What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!