What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

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What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.