Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.