Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What do you call twin policemen?

Copies.

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.