What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears