Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.