Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Syrian Mckellen
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
Prison food
they are missing two towers.
Because he's dead.