What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.

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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.