What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.