What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.