What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.